Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya,
Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I
want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered
the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"
And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his
altogether.
"
Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!"
And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick,
at EASE!"
And his dick deflated again.
"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring
our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!"
The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he
had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious
looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take
her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!"
And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!"
But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!"
But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you
son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!"
Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His
wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where
she found him masturbating.
"What in the world are you doing?" she asked.
The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"
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